Your brain fart(s) of the day

[Majingir]

Hard to explain but I'll try.

You know how stores might have bins and other items in the center of a pathway between aisles? Usually it separates the pathway into two (so one side goes one way, one side goes the other, not that people follow that).

I was walking down one side of the bins, and someone was coming from the other way. They took up that whole path, so I could either sidestep right into an aisle and let them pass, or sidestep left around the bins and just go to the other side of the bins and continue walking.

I decided to go left so I could continue walking on the other side of the bins. Only problem, the one section I sidestepped into didnt have an opening to just go to the other side of the bin, it had a pallet with some items blocking that opening, so I basically just stood between two bins, almost on the pallet itself, while the person just continued walking past me giving me a "why did you suddenly just stop there" type look.

[Blzer]

Quote: Originally Posted by Majingir

Hard to explain but I'll try. You know how stores might have bins and other items in the center of a pathway between aisles? Usually it separates the pathway into two (so one side goes one way, one side goes the other, not that people follow that). I was walking down one side of the bins, and someone was coming from the other way. They took up that whole path, so I could either sidestep right into an aisle and let them pass, or sidestep left around the bins and just go to the other side of the bins and continue walking. I decided to go left so I could continue walking on the other side of the bins. Only problem, the one section I sidestepped into didnt have an opening to just go to the other side of the bin, it had a pallet with some items blocking that opening, so I basically just stood between two bins, almost on the pallet itself, while the person just continued walking past me giving me a "why did you suddenly just stop there" type look.

I'm trying to picture the story. I think I get it but I'm not for sure.

And this video is completely unrelated, but while reading your story I started thinking of this video:

[Majingir]

Quote: Originally Posted by Blzer

I'm trying to picture the story. I think I get it but I'm not for sure.

Picture this:


I'm in the right side (to the right of the Mickey mouse), and someone is coming from the other way towards me.

Where the $98 and $89 signs are is a small empty space where I could just walk towards to get to the other side and avoid walking at that person. Now picture some wooden pallet being on the floor in between those 2 signs, preventing me from going to the left hand side. That's basically where I ended up standing.

[Majingir]

Like I said, my brain farts could be used in TV shows for random comedy segments.

I went to a store to pick up an item

Me: I'm here to pick up an online order.
Them: Sure, the name?
Me: Um.........(first name + last name).....I think it was.
Them: Ok....so you're with (delivery company)?
Me: No.
Them: O......

They definitely think I'm stupid.

To be fair, I paused because I was expecting them to ask an order number/see the email. I forgot what name I entered for pickup because sometimes I just do first name + last initial.

[SmashMan]

Quote: Originally Posted by Majingir

Like I said, my brain farts could be used in TV shows for random comedy segments. I went to a store to pick up an item Me: I'm here to pick up an online order. Them: Sure, the name? Me: Um.........(first name + last name).....I think it was. Them: Ok....so you're with (delivery company)? Me: No. Them: O...... They definitely think I'm stupid. To be fair, I paused because I was expecting them to ask an order number/see the email. I forgot what name I entered for pickup because sometimes I just do first name + last initial.

[Blzer]

Quote: Originally Posted by Majingir

Like I said, my brain farts could be used in TV shows for random comedy segments. I went to a store to pick up an item Me: I'm here to pick up an online order. Them: Sure, the name? Me: Um.........(first name + last name).....I think it was. Them: Ok....so you're with (delivery company)? Me: No. Them: O...... They definitely think I'm stupid. To be fair, I paused because I was expecting them to ask an order number/see the email. I forgot what name I entered for pickup because sometimes I just do first name + last initial.

[Caulfield]

Quote: Originally Posted by Majingir

Like I said, my brain farts could be used in TV shows for random comedy segments. I went to a store to pick up an item Me: I'm here to pick up an online order. Them: Sure, the name? Me: Um.........(first name + last name).....I think it was. Them: Ok....so you're with (delivery company)? Me: No. Them: O...... They definitely think I'm stupid. To be fair, I paused because I was expecting them to ask an order number/see the email. I forgot what name I entered for pickup because sometimes I just do first name + last initial.

I'd netflix and chill with this for a dollar

[Majingir]

Quote: Originally Posted by Blzer

I was looking for this very clip before lol