Your brain fart(s) of the day

[Chaos81]

For the last few weeks, I've been having to leave for class right around the time the sun comes up and it was still dark in my room when I wake up. This morning, I woke up at my normal time and freaked out because it was nice and sunny out and I thought I was extremely late. Doh.

Quote: Originally Posted by 24

Went Into the shower this morning with my socks on. It felt like something was off but I just couldn't quite figure it out. Finally after about 5 minutes I look down at my feet and notice the problem. Just another fantastic start to a Monday.

I've done that with my glasses before. Had them on an entire shower, and spent the entire time trying to figure out why my vision seemed really screwed up.

[Majingir]

Happened awhile ago, but since this thread wasn't bumped up then.....

I was waiting at a traffic light to cross. I prob stood there for 10-15 seconds before realizing I could've crossed the whole time. Thankfully, there weren't any cars around to see me just randomly standing at a light and not crossing.

[KG]

Quote: Originally Posted by av7

Trying to start a car when it's already running is something I like to do

That happened to me recently with a hybrid rental car in SF at my hotel. The valet had brought the car around and left it running and the damn thing was so quiet that I just sat there for a minute asking myself "is this thing on?" Finally I just shifted to drive and was like whatever happens happens.

[Bullit]

I spent 5 minutes this morning trying to put eye drops in my eye before I realized that I had not taken the top off. Even shook it really hard to get it unclogged................

[Herky]

Went to West Lafayette for the weekend with my wife, a friend, and his wife for the Iowa/Purdue football game. The time zone went from central to eastern and we went out pretty hard Friday night. Woke up at 9am and got ready quickly to tailgate. Kickoff was 11am central time but we didn't take the time zone into account so we arrived at the stadium at 10:45 to discover the game started at 12 eastern. We lost at least an hour of tailgating and once you are in the stadium you can't leave. We all thought we were going to be late for the game too.

[dingleberryfinn]

Quote: Originally Posted by 24

Went Into the shower this morning with my socks on. It felt like something was off but I just couldn't quite figure it out. Finally after about 5 minutes I look down at my feet and notice the problem. Just another fantastic start to a Monday.

Quote: Originally Posted by Chaos81

I've done that with my glasses before. Had them on an entire shower, and spent the entire time trying to figure out why my vision seemed really screwed up.

My version has me doing this often but with my ball cap replacing socks & glasses. Good thing I always wash my hair first or I'd probably take a full shower with my hat on.

[Segagendude]

Called 24 hour fitness to inquire about their free trial.

I asked "you guys are open til what time"?

I hung up in embarrassment before she could answer....

[PhilliesFan13]

Had dinner at my mother-in-law's house last week. After dinner I went to throw my napkin in the garbage and ended up throwing away the plate and putting the napkin in the sink. Haha. She had a good laugh.