News that make you say WTF?

[Blzer]

Quote: Originally Posted by ImTellinTim

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...strangled.html /thread

At least they were hot, right?

[ScoobySnax]

In the Bronx, a son dismembers his mother. *shaking my ******* head*


http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/video...jI0IpDAd28WDAx

[SPTO]

Not sure if this was posted but forgive me if it has

Chicago to introduce Sex Ed for Kindergarteners

WHAT....THE....EFF!?!?

[VDusen04]

Why not some positive double you tea eff stories?

http://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/i...skegon_ge.html

Earlie Johnson Has $7,500 Porn Collection Stolen; Remains Positive

Quote:

“I will be getting my porn in Blu-Ray,” Johnson said. “The haters aren’t gonna stop me from collecting again.”

[Gotmadskillzson]

Quote: Originally Posted by SPTO

Not sure if this was posted but forgive me if it has Chicago to introduce Sex Ed for Kindergarteners WHAT....THE....EFF!?!?

Considering the amount of inappropriate touching complaints the CPS school system gets on a weekly basis about other kids touching their daughters, I think it is a good thing. Because apparently they aren't being taught at home of how to treat the opposite sex.

[Gotmadskillzson]

http://screen.yahoo.com/boy-spends-2...232010577.html

Quote:

A five year-old boy in England recently ran up a $2,500 bill in less than ten minutes in a free game he downloaded off of iTunes. Danny Kitchen had been pestering his parents all day to give him the password to the iTunes account so he could download the free game, Zombies vs Ninja. Ten minutes later, unbeknownst to Mom and Dad Kitchen, they would owe iTunes $2590! Danny, everyone knows not to spend any money on those in app purchases

[Brandwin]

Sinkhole swallows man in his bedroom

http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/01/us/flo...ole/index.html

[Gotmadskillzson]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...224259936.html

Quote:

A student's outgoing voice mail message quoting the theme to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" led to a school lockdown in Ambridge, Pa. The Times Online in Beaver, Pa., explains what happened. A receptionist from a doctor's office called to remind student Travis Clawson about an upcoming appointment. Clawson didn't pick up, so the call went to voice mail. The receptionist heard what sounded like a threat about "shooting" and "school" on Clawson's outgoing message. Apparently, the message was intended to quote a lyric from the Will Smith sitcom's theme song that goes, "And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school." It's unclear if the receptionist misheard Clawson's message or if the student altered the lyrics. The receptionist notified police, who notified school officials, who instituted a lockdown on every school in the county. After 20 frantic minutes, authorities located Clawson in the high school's guidance counselor's office. Police took him into custody and interviewed him. It was then that Clawson explained his message was just a riff on the popular '90s sitcom about a young Philadelphia man who goes to live with his "auntie and uncle in Bel Air." According to Times Online, District Attorney Anthony Berosh said that after listening to the message closely it was determined that it did follow the Quincy Jones-penned song. Clawson was released and no charges were filed. No word on whether he said "Smell ya later" upon being cleared.

Yep, this country has turned fully paranoid. Pretty sure if he had the roof is on fire song as a voice mail she would have called the fire department for a fire at his house. Talk about out of touch with society.