Random TV/Movie Quotes...

[~LiverpoolRed~]

Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
[into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Yeah, thanks.
Roger, holding the spit.
Gimme a pie... apple.
Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Uhh, right. Beverage?
Gimme a litre o' cola.
What?
[Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
[into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Will you just order a large, Farva?
I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
[to Farva] I don't know what that is!
[slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
: ... give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

[Watson]

Quote: Originally Posted by ~LiverpoolRed~

Give me a double bacon cheeseburger. [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop. What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now? No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into mic] Don't spit in that cop's burger. Yeah, thanks. Roger, holding the spit. Gimme a pie... apple. Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva. [pause] Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents? Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free? It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get. Look, kid, he doesn't want it. I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it! Uhh, right. Beverage? Gimme a litre o' cola. What? [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Will you just order a large, Farva? I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! [to Farva] I don't know what that is! [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] : ... give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

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[~LiverpoolRed~]

Quote: Originally Posted by WatsonTiger

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Just print the damn thing!!!!!

[Watson]

Quote: Originally Posted by ~LiverpoolRed~

Just print the damn thing!!!!!

You sayin you're gonna light my Country Music Award on fire?

[Chrisksaint]

There's no way it's better then Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors!

"A UNICEF Contribution of 13 cents will feed a child in Africa for a month". "Man, living Africa must be great! Everything's so cheap."

[Cutter15]

"you know what's a funny word? Pickle weasel!"

[Buckeyes_Doc]

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

[trobinson97]

I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black *** for dead, huh? But I remember. I remember everything. I remember Vietnam like it was yesterday. I remember that village in Tainan that we cut down. It was a massacre. All the dead Chinamen we left in our tracks. I remember the faces, the children. This one child I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. His little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hanging from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up, but he fell over when what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burned right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said something to me in Chinese like, 'Boo coo sow!', sounded like some cartoon ****. But I understood it to be a question that he was asking me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. 'Why, Black Dynamite? Why?'