[Caulfield]

and file this one under The Further Restroom Misadventures of Caulfield:

I just can't seem to win for losing.

left out of Paula Deen's in Pigeon Forge a little while ago but stopped off in their restroom before I walked out.
saw another person coming through to the restrooms so I politely held the door open for them to enter.
only to realise it was a woman going into the women's restroom.

double whammy, brain fert/faux pas