[youvalss]

One of my colleagues at work has TONS of stories (well some of them turn out to be jokes at the end). 90% of his stories start with "A buddy of of mine...". We figured out it's like "Once upon a time" for this guy. It's almost like "My friend, Bob Sacamano..." that Kramer used to say so many times in Seinfeld.
So we've decided that "A buddy of mine" is his signature saying. And each one of us has his own signature stuff. Mine is "It's gold, Jerry, gold!" or "The best, Jerry, the best!" - that Kenny Bania from Seinfeld used to say. We got an ex-Russian-Israeli guy that always say "I'm a ****ing genius" (with a heavy Russian accent).
Etc...

Do you guys have your/guys at work with signature sayings? I bet there are...