Awkward

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

so, SD sent an EM to SWMNBN for the thread at the FOFC (on the IGN) that was MSTV?

neat.

No, he sent a BM, not an EM.

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

And he never told us who HK was...

I still think it was her kid(s).

but that would mean HK would be a roomate of Me and GF also. unless 3R is really HK!

[sovereignstar]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

i gotta run, bye all C ya

Wait! You've got to run what? USFL games? Or do you mean that you actually need to run? Like at a club or something? If the latter, then who do you think that you might pop into? What's going to unfold? When will you grace us with your presence next? Tell me please!

Wordsmith! Wordsmith! Wordsmith! Wordsmith! Wordsmith!

[MacroGuru]

Originally Posted by gottimd

No, he sent a BM, not an EM.

Ewwww......now dat's nasty!

[SplitPersonality1]

In less than 2 hours - 250+ replies and 1500+ posts. That has to be some kind of record.

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by digamma

What was the awkward part again?

Something to do with the Fork that the RS has I think.

[SnDvls]

Originally Posted by digamma

What was the awkward part again?

because

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

and

HOUSE + BF = 6 DOORS DOWN

[Draft Dodger]

Originally Posted by gottimd

No, he sent a BM, not an EM.

IC

signed,
DD

[digamma]

Originally Posted by SnDvls

because

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

and

HOUSE + BF = 6 DOORS DOWN

Perfect. Thanks.

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by SnDvls

because

Me + GF + C + 3R = HOUSE

and

HOUSE + BF = 6 DOORS DOWN

Simple Algebra can solve this problem.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Fox in Socks

Now if Tweedle Beetles battle in a puddle, that's in a bottle. And that Bottle is on a Poodle Eatting Noodles. Then what you have is...

Originally Posted by Flasch186

C and 3R are both roomies, 4 people do live there, for now unless due to this, C decides to move out in the near future, which is a distinct possibility. Now GF hasnt talked to C about any of this and Im not sure that BF is going to call the hotel when she is there since he already dropped the bomb. Plus there is no telling if she'll even be there if RS has his/her own room, possibly elsewhere. Regardless I, we, dont even know if she ever een spoke to HF about the possibility of her going there. all I know, is that, when BF started to get suspicious he told C to call HF up and invite her and HK up to stay with him, full on knowing that that wouldnt happen, cuz he suspected she was not on the up and up anyways.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

Originally Posted by Buzzbee

Anyone else reminded of "Good Morning Vietnam"?

"Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP."

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger. Can I get a vector Victor?

[GoldenEagle]

Originally Posted by SplitPersonality1

And the Golden Scribe for best UIC moment in a comedy thread goes to....


Sorry Noop, I had too.

Who is UIC again?

Oh, wait, I got confused.

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

We have clearance, Clarence.

Roger, Roger. Can I get a vector Victor?

Over Under Under done? Can we get an updated diagram for PS.

[Calis]

Originally Posted by gottimd

Something to do with the Fork that the RS has I think.

Obviously the rock star has not a fork, but a key...the key to this whole damn story, if only we knew who the RS really was!

[Glengoyne]

Honestly though, if Flere hadn't come up with the Diagram I'd have still been laughing about Flasch and his BoyFriend, and I wouldn't have a clue as to what happened.

Oh and Flasch definately needs a title change resulting from this thread. I personally think it should involve only obscure first initials of words strung together. Well either that or just "I have a BF".

[JeeberD]

Here is a list of potential RSs...

Korn, New Found Glory, Story Of The Year, Muse, Sevendust, Lit, The Used, Kottonmouth Kings, Nonpoint, One, Lostprophets, The Explosion, Taking Back Sunday, The Music, Skindred

hxxp://suicidegirls.com/events/12108/

[SackAttack]

Originally Posted by gottimd

Over Under Under done? Can we get an updated diagram for PS.

I thought Oveur was under Unger, and Unger was over Dunn.

[gottimd]

Why are you so quick to count out Kajagoogoo?

[Pyser]

yeah, you better hxxp suicide girls...

[BigJohn&TheLions]

This story would only get more exciting if the RS was from a GRB because noting beats GoG action!

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Pyser

yeah, you better hxxp suicide girls...

Yeah, I didn't realize what it was until I went to the front page...

[Franklinnoble]

Losing steam... We need Flasch back...

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

And he never told us who HK was...

I still think it was her kid(s).

you would be correct

[Ryan S]

Originally Posted by Calis

if only we knew who the RS really was!

I am RS.

[JAG]

So I ask myself, how do I miss a 6 page thread being gone 3 hours...

And for the 1,000th time, that diagram is awesome.

[Flasch186]

Alright, Jeebs, you would be correct the RS is M and is in one of the bands that has a very unique name, youd think the band more famous than they are considering. HK is her kid that we dont know and she wont bring up here to stay at BF's cuz that wasnt the intention anyways. To add more coals on here goes:

About a month ago C went to NYC to see RS. Apparently RS and her had a "glorious time" but at the time BF was peeved but not over top angry. What really pissed him off was when he, right in front of C, started playing with her phone (this can only result in bad things). He looks at the ringtones, he looks at the games, he looks at the text messages...one in which RS says, "dont worry about him and I wont worry about her. Look forward to seeing you in a few wks." So C comes back and BF sees this and the S hits the F. She cries, says nothing happened, blah blah blah. Inturn a few nights later were all out drinking at the place that 3R and GF work, except GF isnt working that night and the pressure was too much and BF and C hook back up. All is forgiven except the residue now....so over the past 4 wks. everything has been all XXXX's and OOOO's but BF was still skeptical waiting on the time when RS was supposed to be here on their tour. this wouldve been next week. However there just happens to be this extra little concert that isnt technicaly a part of the tour so perhaps C thought BF wouldnt know about it. Well, it also just so happens that HF happens to need someone to stay with H and HK while SO is out of town. Thats when BF, got all SH on her ass and started investigating the shit. Now I was at home when the S hit the F and C came walking in, apparently after leaving BF's house. She walked in, and I sais, "sup." she said "sup" and she went in her room. 3 minutes later she was out the door and we havnt seen her or heard from her since she left for WPB from J. Another really crappy part of all this is GF's other Cousin Tom is coming into town next week, Sunday Night, while im at the Jags game so that he and my GF can take the real estate class together and we were planning on having CT sleep in C's room but now apparently if C is back than CT will have to either sleep on the S or he'll have to go down to BF's house. In a bind though he could stay at my Friend Adam's house who lives 2 dorrs down, I dont think that JFA would mind.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

you would be correct

Sweet... Flasch is back...

Somebody put a bunch of kids on that diagram. And change the stick figures so we can tell if the people are male or female.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Alright, Jeebs, you would be correct the RS is M and is in one of the bands that has a very unique name, youd think the band more famous than they are considering. HK is her kid that we dont know and she wont bring up here to stay at BF's cuz that wasnt the intention anyways. To add more coals on here goes:

About a month ago C went to NYC to see RS. Apparently RS and her had a "glorious time" but at the time BF was peeved but not over top angry. What really pissed him off was when he, right in front of C, started playing with her phone (this can only result in bad things). He looks at the ringtones, he looks at the games, he looks at the text messages...one in which RS says, "dont worry about him and I wont worry about her. Look forward to seeing you in a few wks." So C comes back and BF sees this and the S hits the F. She cries, says nothing happened, blah blah blah. Inturn a few nights later were all out drinking at the place that 3R and GF work, except GF isnt working that night and the pressure was too much and BF and C hook back up. All is forgiven except the residue now....so over the past 4 wks. everything has been all XXXX's and OOOO's but BF was still skeptical waiting on the time when RS was supposed to be here on their tour. this wouldve been next week. However there just happens to be this extra little concert that isnt technicaly a part of the tour so perhaps C thought BF wouldnt know about it. Well, it also just so happens that HF happens to need someone to stay with H and HK while SO is out of town. Thats when BF, got all SH on her ass and started investigating the shit. Now I was at home when the S hit the F and C came walking in, apparently after leaving BF's house. She walked in, and I sais, "sup." she said "sup" and she went in her room. 3 minutes later she was out the door and we havnt seen her or heard from her since she left for WPB from J. Another really crappy part of all this is GF's other Cousin Tom is coming into town next week, Sunday Night, while im at the Jags game so that he and my GF can take the real estate class together and we were planning on having CT sleep in C's room but now apparently if C is back than CT will have to either sleep on the S or he'll have to go down to BF's house. In a bind though he could stay at my Friend Adam's house who lives 2 dorrs down, I dont think that JFA would mind.

It's sick how much I understood all that.

Seriously, Flasch, you need to bust out a camcorder and tape this... this will do more for your acting career than Punisher 2: Revenge of the Underpants

[Godzilla Blitz]

No clue what is going on, but based on the funky diagram, I have a pretty good idea what'll happen this weekend...

[Flasch186]

The best part is SO means nothing, it was a typo, but now it means something.

[gottimd]

Cousin Tom, Sand hitting a Fireplace, Jews for Allah, Rockstars with Forks this story is insanity!!!!

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz

No clue what is going on, but based on the funky diagram, I have a pretty good idea what'll happen this weekend...

internet Pron.....

I came home to show my GF this....I said, "Honey I gotta show you something. Its halarious."

GF - "What is it?"

Laptop in hand I sit, put laptop on lap, and say, "its on the message board."

GF throws her hand up and says, "no Im taking a nap."

So now im in the office with Magnolia, the Bulldog.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by Godzilla Blitz

No clue what is going on, but based on the funky diagram, I have a pretty good idea what'll happen this weekend...

this one has me rolling.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

internet Pron.....

I came home to show my GF this....I said, "Honey I gotta show you something. Its halarious."

GF - "What is it?"

Laptop in hand I sit, put laptop on lap, and say, "its on the message board."

GF throws her hand up and says, "no Im taking a nap."

So now im in the office with Magnolia, the Bulldog.

Quick, add the bulldog to the diagram! And more emphasis on the "sex with internet pron" link, now that GF is mad at Flasch!

[Jets80]

I'm speechless..................

[JonInMiddleGA]

OMG, this thread had me at "Hello".

[Desnudo]

That diagram keeps getting funnier and funnier.

[Flasch186]

BF came over and saw this and he thought it was funny with a "see, people get laughter from my pain." he's joking, i think. GF isnt mad just tired, I had her up all night, rolling around in bed, from the cold i have.....Nyquil made for a rough nights sleep last night and then a wakeup call at 700am.

Im trying to convince BF to call the hotel.....everyone help.

"CMON!!! CALL!!!!!"

http://www.watsoncustomhomebuilders....ndrews1959.gif

PS - Here is our floorplan we live in, GF and me sleep in owners suite, C sleeps in BR2 although for the most part its been empty while shes been at BF, and 3R sleep in BR3, I am right now in BR4/Study.

[Noop]

This thread is wack now...

[Celeval]

Okay, so I think this is the list of all RSs at the BBS:

Korn, Newfound Glory, Sevendust, The Used, Nonpoint, Lost Prophets, Taking Back Sunday, Skindred, Story of the Year, Muse, Lit, Kottonmouth Kings, Presidents of the USA, One, The Explosion, The Music, DJ Immortal.

Crossed-out RSs definately are not in FL in December/early Jan. Bolded RSs are. K is crossed-out despite being in FL, because they weren't in NYC in Oct/Nov.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

GF isnt mad just tired, I had her up all night, rolling around in bed.....

Fixed it for ya.

[Noop]

This was cute at first like a lil fat baby but now its a fat kid that no one wants to pick up because they dont want to throw their backs out...

Reading the lastest by Flasch feels like math...

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Noop

This was cute at first like a lil fat baby but now its a fat kid that no one wants to pick up because they dont want to throw their backs out...

Reading the lastest by Flasch feels like math...

Noop is a goldmine of QOTM material...

[Flasch186]

The C used to brag about their accents.

[Raven Hawk]

Sounds like a logic puzzle to me.

[Joe]

Originally Posted by Flasch186

The C used to brag about their accents.

I knew she was banging ozzy!

[Flasch186]

no offense to the earlier diagram, but i thought that one was the funniest. had me rollin.

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by flere-imsaho

With Updates:

Okay, Flere has only been here since September, but I think the work put into this thread should earn Flere automatic F*ing Elitist status and some sort of extremely cool label. "Illustrator" fits the bill, but not quite cool enough. Other suggestions?

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Sounds like a logic puzzle to me.

And Raven Hawk should move up in the rankings as well.