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Speaking of which, if it has been 20 years since you've had a female visit your place, you'd better take some time to clean bathrooms properly before she arrives. It's their number-one (and number-two, if necessary) test. Clean towels with no logos.
Then a thorough check of every room for any other sign of career bachelorhood (beer bottle collections, stacks of pizza boxes, etc). It's just like babyproofing when your baby first shows signs of being able to crawl, in that you're viewing your home from a different perspective.
Probably too late for a run to the furniture store, but if there's anything like deck chairs in front of the television, you might want to take emergency action.
Dahmer grew up in Bath (high-income suburb town north of Akron). I didn't know that until I moved out here - strange how Ohioans seem almost proud of this. I'm not sure I'd joke about that until the second date, though.
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