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Old 06-12-2021, 02:13 PM   #554
sterlingice
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Originally Posted by Ghost Econ View Post
Two things:

1) working from home part-time, I've found I poop less at home and get more work done than in the office as a result.

2) I went to shit at work today, and the bowl just had splatterings of shit all over. On the inside of the rim, all around the bowl. Nothing on the seat or the top of the rim. This is a common occurrence at the office. How does this happen? I can't remember the last time I got solid shot smattered around the bowl. Are the hovering and cleaning the toilet and rim, do they have a 360° sphincter, do I just poop wrong so it all lands in the water?

Just trying to make a physics guess here, but some sort of water displacement (i.e. poop already in the bowl and then another load shoots it up into the air to cover the bottom of the seat and top of the bowl)?

We have an "amusing" problem in our house that I had never thought about until we had a kid. But we have problems with poop getting stuck on the front third of the bowl. Our son is only 5 so when he's sitting, he's only on the front half of the toilet so I'm thinking his poop often falls short of the water zone and a flush doesn't always dislodge it all so sometimes it ends up stuck there until some brave soul wipes it away or until it's cleaning week.

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